I'm gonna give you my thoughts on certain slices of bread. Usually this used to be a conversation I would with friends while drinking when I was in the navy.
Lets talk about bread... Yes I said bread! I have a a serious problem with people who don't use the 2 most important slices in a loaf of bread... The end pieces. What the fuck? Seriously these are the most important pieces of bread ever. How else would all the other slices stay so perfectly aligned and fresh? Yet the first piece always gets passed over and everyone moves on to the "normal slices". Until eventually both end slices meet up in perfect harmony to be together. Then they get thrown in the trash because they aren't good enough for your delicious sandwhich! I'm sure they missed each other but c'mon people... They have feelings too! How would you feel if you and your best friend were at a playground dodge ball game and everyone but you 2 weren't picked and then you got sent home? That's some bullshit. Your feelings would be hurt right? I personally think that these are the best slices in the loaf. Call me crazy but towards the end of the life of the loaf of bread I get excited that I get to uses these amazing slices for an outstanding sandwhich! So fuck you if your that person who disregards these wonderful creations of the earth. Take a chance in life and find out what your missing. Eat the fucking end slices!
That's all... Dumb maybe? But I think it's a serious issue.
I'm out!
G (advocate for the end slices of bread)
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