Awesome T-Shirts...

It has come to my attention that many people like to purchase amazing t-shirts to make a bold statement. This morning I took a quick trip to the grocery store for a quick money order. In my short visit I came across 3 individuals all with some pretty amazing t-shirts on. The first individual I came across was a young male and had a white t-shirt on sporting the slogan "Party With Sluts". My question is... are you telling me you party with sluts? Or are you telling me that I should skip work and spend this beautiful friday partying with sluts? Sounds tempting... Ill pass. Second shirt worn by a female had a Boston Bruins logo on it with an arrow pointing down saying "Here's My Playoff Beard"...WHAT THE FUCK?! Not only are you in Buffalo, NY. sporting a Boston Bruins shirt... but I prefer not to know about your raging bush in your lower region! Get the fuck out of here lady.. #1 your over weight #2 your t-shirt is way to small and #3 I don't even want to even begin to think of how long your so called "playoff beard" is because when I picture a playoff beard on a hockey player... they get pretty long and scruffy. Fucking GROSS.. GO THE FUCK HOME! Thank you lady for allowing me to start my day off by puking in my mouth. Finally.. the best t-shirt of all was worn by an older man, possibly in his 50's. It has always been a favorite of mine. The epic wolf howling under a moon t-shirt! Amazing! Just walking by this man made me feel more powerful in so many ways. The soft light from the moon shining down on the calm lake where the wolf sat gracefully howling into the night made me feel like I was right there listening to the sweet sounds of one of natures most notorious beasts. I cant imagine how the man wearing this shirt feels! I'm kind of jealous, I'm almost positive that this shirt provides this man with super human powers, I mean it must because it was so faded and had numerous holes in it. He must wear it frequently to attract the ladies. #1 Rule in life... you do not want to fuck with a man in a wolf t-shirt, it probably will not end well for you. I have yet to purchase a wolf shirt just for the fact that I don't think I could handle the responsibility that comes with wearing it. People expect way more from you and look to you for inspiration. Maybe someday I will be able to rock it.. but for right now I'll leave it to this man. 

That's all I got for now... what an amazing morning! 

I'm out...

G.