Awesome T-Shirts...

It has come to my attention that many people like to purchase amazing t-shirts to make a bold statement. This morning I took a quick trip to the grocery store for a quick money order. In my short visit I came across 3 individuals all with some pretty amazing t-shirts on. The first individual I came across was a young male and had a white t-shirt on sporting the slogan "Party With Sluts". My question is... are you telling me you party with sluts? Or are you telling me that I should skip work and spend this beautiful friday partying with sluts? Sounds tempting... Ill pass. Second shirt worn by a female had a Boston Bruins logo on it with an arrow pointing down saying "Here's My Playoff Beard"...WHAT THE FUCK?! Not only are you in Buffalo, NY. sporting a Boston Bruins shirt... but I prefer not to know about your raging bush in your lower region! Get the fuck out of here lady.. #1 your over weight #2 your t-shirt is way to small and #3 I don't even want to even begin to think of how long your so called "playoff beard" is because when I picture a playoff beard on a hockey player... they get pretty long and scruffy. Fucking GROSS.. GO THE FUCK HOME! Thank you lady for allowing me to start my day off by puking in my mouth. Finally.. the best t-shirt of all was worn by an older man, possibly in his 50's. It has always been a favorite of mine. The epic wolf howling under a moon t-shirt! Amazing! Just walking by this man made me feel more powerful in so many ways. The soft light from the moon shining down on the calm lake where the wolf sat gracefully howling into the night made me feel like I was right there listening to the sweet sounds of one of natures most notorious beasts. I cant imagine how the man wearing this shirt feels! I'm kind of jealous, I'm almost positive that this shirt provides this man with super human powers, I mean it must because it was so faded and had numerous holes in it. He must wear it frequently to attract the ladies. #1 Rule in life... you do not want to fuck with a man in a wolf t-shirt, it probably will not end well for you. I have yet to purchase a wolf shirt just for the fact that I don't think I could handle the responsibility that comes with wearing it. People expect way more from you and look to you for inspiration. Maybe someday I will be able to rock it.. but for right now I'll leave it to this man. 

That's all I got for now... what an amazing morning! 

I'm out...

G.

Random bread thought...

Yesterday's post was a little serious! Fuck it though.. That's how I was feeling. So today we're gonna step it up with a little humor.

I'm gonna give you my thoughts on certain slices of bread. Usually this used to be a conversation I would with friends while drinking when I was in the navy.

Lets talk about bread... Yes I said bread! I have a a serious problem with people who don't use the 2 most important slices in a loaf of bread... The end pieces. What the fuck? Seriously these are the most important pieces of bread ever. How else would all the other slices stay so perfectly aligned and fresh? Yet the first piece always gets passed over and everyone moves on to the "normal slices". Until eventually both end slices meet up in perfect harmony to be together. Then they get thrown in the trash because they aren't good enough for your delicious sandwhich! I'm sure they missed each other but c'mon people... They have feelings too! How would you feel if you and your best friend were at a playground dodge ball game and everyone but you 2 weren't picked and then you  got sent home? That's some bullshit. Your feelings would be hurt right? I personally think that these are the best slices in the loaf. Call me crazy but towards the end of the life of the loaf of bread I get excited that I get to uses these amazing slices for an outstanding sandwhich! So fuck you if your that person who disregards these wonderful creations of the earth. Take a chance in life and find out what your missing. Eat the fucking end slices!

That's all... Dumb maybe? But I think it's a serious issue. 

I'm out!

G (advocate for the end slices of bread)

Lets Do this! My thoughts on a deadbeat dad!

First blog of many to come. 

The reason I created this blog is just escape from reality and just let go from life. Ill talk about anything and everything that possibly comes to mind. Some might be serious but for the most part ill just ramble on about useless and crazy shit that I think about throughout the day! My brain is endless... What should be the first topic? My thoughts on deadbeat dads sounds like a good start... Lets get the single mothers fired up and get some blog followers eh? Language is gonna get offensive but if you cant take it don't read it... 

Put it this way... I'm a divorced male almost 30 years old and I have a beautiful 4 year old daughter who is my world. Not to mention my almost step daughter who is also 4 years old is also a big huge part of my life and I would take a bullet for. Unfortunately her father is a dead beat dad. Guys! If your responsible enough to unleash your load into your lady friend bottom line you better be ready for every consequence that comes with it! I'll admit it... I certainly was not ready for a child.. but guess what? I made myself ready. Unfortunately I have a crazy psychotic relentless woman for an ex wife who does everything in her power to keep my child from me as much as she can. While on the other hand all I want is to see my child! Single moms.. Listen up! If you have a baby daddy out there or whatever you wanna call him these days and he wants to be a huge part of his child's life... for fucks sake let him! I'm sick of seeing all these scumbag fathers out there who could give two shits if they see their kid or not pay their child support who get all the time in the world with their kid and here I am doing everything in the book plus more for my kid and I see her less than the stupid fucks that don't give a shit. And that my friends really chaps my ass. Now guys.. like I mentioned before man the fuck up and take responsibility for your actions. A child's life is probably the most precious thing in this entire world and if your the father of a child and you don't care your missing out on the most amazing experience life can offer. You have the chance to make a difference in this little ones life and teach them the world. If you think that going out and partying, drinking, filling yourself with drugs every single night (living the so called "life") and coming home to nothing but an empty childless home  while your ex is out doing everything for your child is better than being there and supporting your child like you should be... well you are fucking wrong and guess what... a real man is gonna step in and take your place and your shit out of luck. I would give anything in the world to knock half of you the F out and maybe knock some sense into you. Wake up and do what you gotta do.. be a man.

Now that I've said all that... Same goes for the scumbag mothers! I'm sick of it and I wish all this b.s would stop but hey the worlds not perfect. I know that I will always be there for my daughter and fight til the day I die to see her as much as humanly possible. 

If you took the time to read all this... good on you and thank you. I know I'm not the only one who thinks this way but not to many people have the balls to express it publicly.

This wont be my last rant I promise you that... But most of my blogs will be random pointless thoughts on anything and everything, I promise to be entertaining and make your day just a little more awesome by reading it. 

Hadda start it out strong tho!

Im out...

G